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QUERIES [09 Sep 2006|05:20pm]
[ music | RJD2 ]

I'm getting a new username. PICK ONE i need some feedback.

A: [info]bang_kapow ?
B: [info]dexter_x ?
C: [info]ray_o_graph ?
4: [info]seriousbirdlady ?!
5: [info]c_box ?


P.S. YOU GUYS ARE USELESSSS. I want to get a new journal. New. NEU!

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(almost) INTERNET [04 Sep 2006|03:41am]
I haven't had the internet ever since my last update due to moving and NOT HAVING COLD HARD CASH. Also, my phone is DONE OUT OF SERVICE. There are not enough emoticons on the internet to replicate my feelings about now. Let's go with this instead: :'[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

My birthday was a load of dicks. I did nothing much other than FINALLY get We <3 Katamari & be around Claire for a bit. FINALLY. I am oldman when it comes to video games created past the 90s >:|

P.S. The new apartment i live in doesn't allow cats. I HAVE SMUGGLED THEM LIKE SPICE (WORST FAT STAR WARS SIMILIE EVER KILL ME NOW)

P.S.2: THE RECKONING: New journal once i get the internet back.

P.S.S.
WHY have i been playing this minigame so much? oh god what have i done
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mewvies [17 Jul 2006|09:23pm]
[ mood | cynical ]
[ music | VCR- Rad ]

All that i've been up to lately is watching random movies. So far i have watched Face, which is a British movie that has a cliche bankrobber plot--but good acting. I originally heard about it years ago since Damon Albarn from Blur has a small role in it. He does, & it's not a .5 second long cameo. Unfortunately, due to bankrobber movies occasionally being quite violent, i also got to see Damon--with a slit throat. Hahaha i had a huge frown on my face the entire time. So here's a photo of Damon with an intact neck.





Secondly, i found some low-budget film known as

!


Spaceman is the story of a boy who is abducted by aliens only to crash land on earth 25 years later with powers pretty far beyond those of MERE MORTALS. Spaceman's commanders have inserted an electrode in his brain that simulates his taste for violence & obedience. On earth, however, he finds little demand for his work experience as a ceremonial combatant.

He makes a reliable but intense grocery clerk until a series of fights lead him to an inevitable brush with the COPPERS & is sent to a hospital for psychiatric treatment. When a fellow patient mentions that he'd rather hire a hitman for himself than go through another bout of alcoholism, Spaceman finds a line of work for which he's suited.

Along the way, he meets a younger woman who is turned on by the fact that he kills people, is stalked by a pair of X-File government agents who JUST LOVE to dissect aliens, & seeks employment with a pathetic excuse for a Chicago mob based in a rundown barber shop.

It's one of my favorite movies now although IMBD seems to hate it based on the...lone review on the site. One of the editors for the Onion wrote & directed it.

Otherwise, i've watched half of both Mirrormask (FINALLY) & Kasshern. They are both RATHER ~*BEAUTIFUL*~.

See also:
-babysitting all day, several days in a row
-arguing with my mom, JUST LIKE OLDE TIMES HOORAH
-mother getting rid of Margot & the kittens...Banky Edwards included. Jesus god, seriously. CAN IT GET ANY MORE AWESOME
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EXTERMINATE [13 Jul 2006|02:52am]
The Symphony was King God awesome, i met [info]fuzzmonkeys ~~irl~~ there, & met a ninja. Yes, a ninja. I found ANOTHER group who plays Power Stone 2. There should be an earth-shattering battle between them & the group from Livonia. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE?

When i grow big & strong, i will never have kids. Instead i will have a toy robot army which i shall call my own.


Also, why do i find Daleks adorable? What is my problem? They're brutal killing MACHINES.



Quote from today:"Queen of Fighters by S.M.GAY"

...
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black to the future [12 Jul 2006|05:37am]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Gary Numan, Replicas ]

Other than for three greatly separated nights, being a shut-in on one's own decision is highly overrated.

I'm now moving out of that hobnobbery.

I picked up a pencil for drawing today! First time in a few weeks!


So, sup guyz

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fatties [04 Jul 2006|04:47pm]
[ music | New Grenada ]

All this ice cream is going to KILL me

i came to the conclusion that i don't like playing as Pete so often in Power Stone 2 anymore. His attacks & specials are really, really weak compared to the other people's characters i play with. But hey what can ya do. awooga

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[21 Jun 2006|11:56pm]
[ music | Sonic Youth -- The Ineffable Me ]

Uhh today took the metaphorical cake in terms of "having bad days all this week" due to me accidentally deleting my Power Stone 2 file. Now i'm really stressed about this weekend. i need to relax, & grab my socks. i'm making my first stencil for a t-shirt. i remember that the first stencil i ever did was of Bob Ross's head.

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HELP I AM TRAPPED IN THE CONFINES OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL [18 Jun 2006|12:12am]
[ music | The Octopus Project! ]

Hi there, i just went back & deleted a bunch of old dumb entries i made. i also saw The Octopus Project play at the Shelter the other night with the Starlight Mints. The Octopus Project is basically the band i would have if i was vaguely musicially inclined, i swear. Just they'd need to have even more distortion & a moog synth. They were rather friendly too! And wore electrical socket facemasks.
Nice being a-round Kelly, Tyler, & Nic again, too. I MET [info]stephzilla IN PERSON THERE (UNINTENTIONALLY). i thought it was her when i noticed from a distance, so i shouted TROUTY MCAWESOME?!?! & my garbled mating call worked.

Does anybody want to go catch fireflies with me. Honest. No or no? W/e you dicks.

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AARZAK! SAVE THE WORLD! [12 Jun 2006|05:38pm]
[ mood | zazazaza ]

FOR PEOPLE ~~*INTO*~~ THIS KIND OF MUSIC (THIS PROBABLY JUST MEANS [info]hometooblivion & [info]schizo_robot)

http://www.touchandgorecords.com/links/tg25/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S THE WEEKEND AFTER MY BIRTHDAY SO I CAN BE A SPOILED HIGH SCHOOLER MAYBE

Q: EFFING MAN OR ASTROMAN? REUNITING AND SHELLAC, NOT TO MENTION A METRIC ASSLOAD OF OTHER GREAT BANDS????

A: YES!

IF NOBODY ELSE I KNOW (who would be interested) GOES ALONG THEN I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, MESS UP YOUR SHIT & PUNCH YOUR KIDS

YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT, I HAVE GOOGLE MAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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summer wot? [09 Jun 2006|01:02am]
Where is everyone.
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gggaaaayy... [04 Jun 2006|02:07am]
[ mood | buh ]
[ music | The Chinese Stars, A Rare Sensation ]

The family across the street is arguing again! Their middle-school aged daughter has one of the most irritating voices on the face of the earth. i want to take a giant frozen tuna to her face, sometimes.


Being a ghost is nothing like years of playing Pac-Man taught me it would be. i didn't go outta my house this weekend. 

Something's going on.

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you know what i wish i got more than 6 facts. [31 May 2006|12:41am]
[ music | The Moldy Peaches ]

Tell six things about yourself and then tag six others:

1.) Whenever i happen to be eating potato chips from a bag, i sift through for the chips which are mutated in half. i almost never eat the flat, normal ones.

2.) i seriously am going to attempt learning how to breakdance over the summer. Foist i must get in better shape though :C HAHAH LIKE I'LL DO THAT

3.) i've wished ever since elementary school that i had telepathy so bad. i'm pretty sure it stemmed from my love for psychic-type Pokemon.

4.) Quite a few people think that i get angry easily! i don't--i joke around too frequently about it. The only way to tell if i indeed AM angry is this: i get very quiet, & when i actually talk something very sarcastic or rude comes out, along with eye lazers.

5.) i loved to draw walrus men wearing suits, tophats, & monocles when i was in first grade.

6.) The first CD i ever owned was THIRD EYE BLIND'S first album. My uncle Raymond bought it for me when i was the ripe young age of eight. Whenever "How's It Going To Be" comes on the radio i MUST sing along.


YOU DONE GET TAGGED:

[info]whatinspiresyou
[info]8balldeluxe
[info]endupyourexgirl
[info]linenand_lace
[info]poly___nomial
[info]noticketstothis</span></span>
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[26 May 2006|05:46pm]

FLAHAHAHAHAHAH


MY MOM'S NEW BOYFRIEND LOOKS LIKE DANTE FROM CLERKS

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can't stop. won't stop. bad boy. [21 May 2006|09:00pm]
[ music | Guess. ]

i cannot get enough bad 90s dance hits for the life of me right now. How this started i don't even know.
Better Off Alone by Alice Deejay. Call On Me by Eric Prydz. What Is Love by Haddaway.
Sandstorm.
Of course, Hava Nagila, preferably on repeat.

i'm going to go to Amazon.com right now to find a compilation album of this jargon, listen to the mp3 samples, & decide for myself which songs will be best/terrible to download.
This is my big gay confession for the day.


WHY AM I DOING THIS


i was around Paulo yesterday though. We ventured 'round Carleton for a bit, had dinner with his mom dad & sister (i set the table), watched a movie, & i got to eat moose tracks ice cream. Chris Burlew played "Rock Lobster" any chance he got on guitar. He'd trick us.
i also took in that the role of Banky in Chasing Amy is seriously being played by me in a situation i'm in right now. Except there are no lesbians.

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this cactus sucks. [17 May 2006|06:36pm]
[ music | POLYSICS ]

Hey look it's a meme. You know what, actually i remember posting this a long time ago. 
Haha it'll be HUGE FUN for the people on livejournal i barely know!

Leave your name and...
1. I'll respond with something random about you. i'll make you a dumb illustmaker icon.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in. that's dumb
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.

P.S. look at my icon. i'm Pete from Power Stone 2.

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attn [04 May 2006|06:53pm]
[ music | Ghostface Killah, Fishscale ]

Hay sup so who wants to attend the Motor City Comic Con.


p.s. p.s. happy Star Wars day.

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i'm surrounded by nothing but robots! [03 May 2006|11:14pm]
[ mood | LACKING SENSE OF O.G. HUMOR ]
[ music | Man Or Astro-Man?- Television Man ]

Over the weekend i finally saw Chasing Amy. Wtf Kevin Smith why do you do this it's one of my favorite movies now. Played some YOSHI'S STORY too. God it's what would happen if Bjork made a video game!

Bryan asked me if i wished to join Club Sandwich. A few things first: i never order tomato or MAYONAISSE on my sandwiches, ever.

Oh & wot, i'm going to prom?! Here's some very important information on the topic.

Prom planning tips from the Onion (2004) )

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please Mr. Anglin, don't give me an F on this enterpreneur project. [25 Apr 2006|09:31pm]
[ music | Adam & the Ants- Antmusic ]

This is what happens when you stop sleeping. )

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